tommy longlegs and his brother keep me on my toes, staying up all night and flying past the coppers. surviving on black coffee and music, boris and myself spend the afternoon digging through rubbage for kicks until our mothers call us home. this crackerjack team reigns until slapped around by a more attractive group.

Well now don't you tell me to smile You stick around I'll make it worth your while Got numbers beyond what you can dial Maybe it's because I'm so versatile Style profile I said It always brings me back when I hear Ooh Child From the Hudson River out to the Nile I run the marathon just up until the very last mile Well if you battle me I will revile People always say my style is wild You've got gall you've got guile guile To step to me I'm a rapophile If you want to battle you're in denial Coming from Uranus to check my style Go ahead put my rhymes on trial Cast you off into exile "Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic" "Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic" Jazz and Awol that's our team Step inside the party disrupt the whole scene When it comes to beats well I'm a fiend I like my sugar with coffee and cream Well I gotta' keep it going keep it going full steam Too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean Well on the tough guy style I'm not too keen To try to change the world I will plot and scheme Mario C likes to keep it clean clean Gonna' shine like a sunbeam beam Keep on rappin' cause that's my dream dream Got an A from Moe Dee for sticking to themes Now when it comes to envy y'all is green Jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine tine Another dimension new galaxy Intergalactic planetary "Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic" "Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic" "Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic" "Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic" Well from the family tree of old school hip-hop Kick off your shoes and relax your socks The rhymes will spread just like a pox 'Cause the music is live like an electric shock I am known to do the Wop wop Also known for the Flintstone Flop flop Tammy D getting biz on the crop crop Beastie Boys known to let the beat drop "Mmmh..drop" "Do it" Now when I wrote graffiti my name was Slop If my rap's soup my beats is stock Step from the tables when I start to chop I'm a lumber jack DJ Adrock If you try to knock me you'll get mocked I'll stir fry you in my wok Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock ............................................................... frank sinatra, jamie cullum, u2, barenaked ladies, third eye blind, matchbox twenty, goo goo dolls, the corrs, save ferris, the benedicts, dave mathews band, tony benett reminds me of my mom

"to the pain, " means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose. ... and, then my tongue i suppose. i killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake i don't mean to duplicate tonight. ... i wasn't finished. the next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . . and, then my ears, i understand. let's get on with it. ... wrong! your ears you keep, and i'll tell you why. so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "dear god, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. that is what "to the pain" means. it means i leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever .............................................................. the princess bride, monty python and the holy grail, life of biran, moulin rouge, bridget jones' diary, down with love, the music man, annie, jesus christ superstar, the odd couple, arsenic and old lace, anchorman, 12 angry men... any and all muppet flicks: especially a muppet christmas carol

Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie. P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever. P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater. ................................................................ conan o'brian, saturday night live, monty python's flying circus, i love the 80s, queer eye for the straight guy, what not to wear, best week ever, that 70s show, friends, family guy, the simpsons, the naked chef, the kids in the hall, the state

i don't read. flipping through magazines is the extent of my literary achievement. and fashion magazines are mainly for photos. although i do enjoy comics, such as red meat and get fuzzy. best classic piece of literature: to kill a mockingbird.